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i'm a sucker for a semicolon. [13 Aug 2006|03:17am] http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hilarious ready freddie?

my summer vacation in 3 words (and six pictures) or less. [08 Aug 2006|12:36pm] 12 facials | ready freddie?

see you saturday. [17 Jul 2006|01:21pm] 4 facials | ready freddie?

[22 Jun 2006|08:14pm] webmd doesn't pull up any results for "sandy vaginas," so i'm unable to help you guys out.  you could try rinsing them, i guess.  sorry i can't be of more help. 9 facials | ready freddie?

this is not a metaphor. [18 Jun 2006|04:50pm] I am always thirsty. 2 facials | ready freddie?

this is the greatest news i have ever read. [13 Jun 2006|07:30pm] http://arizona.diamondbacks.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/news/article.jsp?ymd=20060613&content_id=1503021&vkey=news_ari&fext=.jsp&c_id=ari 1 facial | ready freddie?

[07 Jun 2006|10:13pm] fuck. 7 facials | ready freddie?

to you kids out there [06 May 2006|03:21pm] it's important to do everything to the extreme; recycling and duis are no exception. 1 facial | ready freddie?

letter of the day: backwards "k" [04 May 2006|08:41pm] there's nothing in life i love more than baseball. it's probably safe to say that that will never change. see you tomorrow. 1 facial | ready freddie?

it's definately sucking. [10 Mar 2006|06:14pm] i wish it was still funny to talk about the avian flu that was going around for a while. then it might be humorous for me to suggest that whatever is making me sick is somewhat related. maybe something like chicken aids, or avian gingivitis. it's not though, it's probably just regular aids. 3 facials | ready freddie?

[19 Feb 2006|05:00pm] i take back some of what i said about the olympics, because curling is the "shit." all other events still blow. 4 facials | ready freddie?

the thought of baseball is my valentine. [13 Feb 2006|05:11pm] pitchers and catchers report in 3 days, 18 hours. 5 facials | ready freddie?

[01 Feb 2006|03:24am] boycott me. 3 facials | ready freddie?

[30 Jan 2006|09:32pm] the last two days i have been having trouble with my debit card, and by that i mean, whenever i enter my pin number, it says, "invalid pin number." for this reason, i have been running it as credit everywhere i have been going. then, tonight at dinner, the card was declined. after calling to check my ballance, and discovering that i have plenty of money in my account, i called the bank to find out what was going on. as it turns out, i have been spending all of josh davit's money, because our cards were mixed up at casey moore's the other night. sorry josh, whoever you are, i hope you didn't spend any of my money. 2 facials | ready freddie?

I really just had this dream. [10 Jan 2006|09:36am] God: I'm sorry. Me: What are you sorry for, God? God: Look at you, Jason. I'm just sorry. Me: Eh, I'll be okay. ready freddie?

i refuse to have children, because if i were to have a daughter... [03 Jan 2006|04:02am] there have been an awful lot of boy cats meowing at my little girl lately, and it makes me quite uncomfortable. she is not aloud to start dating yet, nor will she ever be, so i make her wear her "tough" collar, hoping that these asshole cats understand that they have no chance. if that doesn't work, i might have to buy a pellet gun. 1 facial | ready freddie?

[29 Dec 2005|02:26pm] so, uh...new years eve, eh? ready freddie?

you know what's better than christmas? [23 Dec 2005|09:04pm] everything. 3 facials | ready freddie?

[29 Nov 2005|11:16pm] I'm glad it's only once a year; I hate Christmas. 5 facials | ready freddie?

[25 Nov 2005|02:36am] you are really loud, but you're yet to make any noise. ready freddie?

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